
October has arrived and the Pagans are not okay.
To be clear, nothing is wrong. Quite the opposite. We are so ridiculously excited that we’re just barely containing our bodily functions. We’re practically vibrating. We’re breathing heavily in the Halloween aisles, buying things we absolutely do not need, and experiencing a level of seasonal enthusiasm usually reserved for children on the last day of school before winter vacation. If you encounter a Pagan looking slightly unhinged during the first week of October, don’t be alarmed. We’re happy. Possibly too happy. Someone should probably check our blood pressure. Continue reading It’s October. The Pagans Are Not Okay.














